Merry Christmas from Rancho Relaxo.

The unusually cold start to the winter season here in Alberta seems to have curtailed our adventuring for a spell. Not that staying home here is any kind of chore.

Just love the Sweetgrass Hills sunrise view…….None of these pictures have been retouched by the way…..this is the colour they were…!!!

The activity of late has involved a lot of gathering, cutting and stacking wood. …(…and then burning it at a frightening rate…..!!)

We are informed by our neighbours ( the two legged ones ) that this is unseasonal for this area….both the severe cold and the excessive snow…(thats what they told us in Penticton last year…LOL…..we are beginning to think it might be us..!!)

One upside of the weather is that the wind blasted snow has left the Airstream sparkly clean…LOL

The wind blows a channel down the north side of the house, drifting an ever growing wall of snow on that side of the house…….we are losing our view from the kitchen and the bathroom…!!!

I continue to be impressed by the hardiness of our little barn buddies ( I did build them an insulated box in the shed….and ran heat tape under it..!!) they play out in the snow at minus 20 celsius…….this last week at minus 30 they don’t leave the shed tho,,,,,,,!!!…and for anyone that is concerned…yes I am out there topping up fresh (unfrozen) water for them a few times a day….even tho it takes me more time dressing up in multiple layers of insulated clothing than I actually spend out there.

Intrepid hunters that they are……(look closely at the first picture to find the black and white cat)

We continue to host the local wildlife……it just never gets old….

…and then there is the Pronghorn herd that gather in the neighbours alfalfa field….

I built an ‘homage’ to the Christmas tree this year……and it spontaneously developed an ‘ornament’…!! Someone loves tinsel…!!!

Last year it was the picture-perfect snow hikes in the Okanagan…..this year it’s the homegrown vistas of our Christmas card retreat here at Rancho Relaxo..!!!

Here’s wishing everyone all the best for the season, and a happy and healthy start to 2023. As soon as the bitter cold lets up….we will be back out there finding mischief to get into…and beautiful places to make memories and share with you all.

Writing-on-Snow….!!!

Before beginning this next mini adventure, I have to share my little troupe of barn kittens………eagerly headed for their breakfast table (the greenhouse…!!)

The early Alberta winter weather has held us captive at home for longer than we have become accustomed to, forcing us to be relatively inactive.

The weather ‘broke’…. well…… it warmed up to -3 Celsius…so we took advantage and escaped the driveway (it has spent much of the last few weeks buried under drifting snow…!!) and headed for Writing-on-Stone Provincial Park.

Since we were there last, and been quite enthralled by this beauty, we had been keen to get out and see it in snow.

It did not disappoint.

The access roads were well ploughed, but there were no other visitors on this particular day……not of the human kind at least..!!

On arrival there were a couple of Mule deer quietly grazing by the visitor centre. The doe was completely unfazed by our presence, and we were able to walk right to her without her fleeing.

A few steps further and a hare hopped across the path and sat by the bush to have some p0rtrait work done.

As we headed down into the Hoodoo’s that wonderful ‘Big Sky’ was particularly impressive as the sun began its descent in the early afternoon.

The crisp snow on the landscape also held the patterns of the various local critters from hares to deer to bird prints……and then our two sets of people prints on top of them.

The campground is not open in the winter, so we took the opportunity to investigate a little.

Down to the beach there is a path marked on the map…..but with the snow covering the river and the banks…I voted not to try going that way.

At the other end we were able to get out along the top of the bank….we saw beaver prints in the snow….but no beavers…..

Now here is a thought…..you can canoe this whole stretch of the river…..not in the winter I’m guessing tho…!!!

We did the very first part of the Hoodoo trail that we had hiked previously…..but with the snow covering those rock steps……again…it did not seem prudent to hike too far in….maybe another day if we start earlier and bring walking poles…….

On the way home we had to stop for the photographer to get some shots of an old barn we had admired just off highway 501.

…and a little futher on….a whole flock of Pronghorns were close enough that we shrieked to a halt to try and capture some images of them….they were too skittish though and started moving off as soon as we stopped………cool looking creatures……!!! Very distinctly different to the mule deer…

The backdrop of the Sweetgrass mountains adds that other-worldly feel to the place !!!! Its like living in a scenic calendar…!!!!

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“Snowflakes Are Pretty Patterns Etched In Water’s Dreams.” — Anthony T. Hincks

Alberta has given us quite the winter show……and yes …I know…Ontario is still basking in warm late fall weather…..but …as cold as it has been….it’s a whole ‘nother kind of beautiful.

The downside of a kilometer long driveway…which is less of a driveway and more of an easement on the side of an alfalfa field…….it makes for some exciting trips to town……actually some pretty exciting trips out to the highway…..

No surprise then we had a few days there when we did not attempt it…..not because we thought we’d get stuck…..more that…if we did get stuck we’d be digging out with the temp below -20 degrees Celsius…..brrrr…..

This white stuff adds a bit of drama to the sunset….

……..and then there is the sunrise experience…!!!

….and to the full moon in the snow………it was was quite spectacular…..

Another visit from the neighbours…I actually heard them crunching through the snow outside the bedroom window……

The big guy just kind of stood and stared right at us…..!!

It was pretty cool………😁

Anyway……being kinda trapped for a few days….we came up with a project for some grain elevator lumber….and emptied out some moving boxes ..!!

It is supposed to warm up again this week….so I’m sure we will get out and about to find some mischief….and some snowy vistas to share…..

Adventures at home.

Now that it’s officially ours…there is a bit of work to do around the place. We have a couple of sheds, a greenhouse and an old blacksmith shop on the property……..and thanks to both previous owners, a substantial quantity of junk….!!!

Some of the junk just involves plastic barrels, old fencing, farm totes and old tires.

The most significant project though……..is the woodpile…!!!

A bit of the back story is that Milk River used to have classic wooden Grain Elevators by the rail tracks in town. They were demolished in 2020. The previous owners of our house/property did some kind of deal with the town whereby the debris from said demolition is on the bottom third of our land…..!!! Reclaimed barnboard anyone…?

Our woodpile is so substantial you can see it from space…….LOL…..

It has proven useful as the colder weather closes in……we have ample firewood supplies………probably for the next 5 generations of the family…….🤣

Gathering firewood at the woodpile…….

Let’s just say….it’s a work in progress……

Scott, up on the roof adding strapping to the chimney to stop it ‘squeaking’ in the wind..

On the upside this small town is very civilized……not only do we have a firehall, elementary and high school, golf course, curling club, bowling alley, hospital complete with ER, grocery store, liquor store, post office (and a population of just over 800…!!)...but the municipal dump is no additional charge for residents….!!!

Consequently, Scott has made many dump runs with old tires, old windows etc. etc. etc. Very nice guy that works there too…..!!!

We had our first major snowfall…….or should I say snowdrift…..the falling snow is not the problem……the blowing snow is…..

We busied ourselves inside…..with a beer, made some pineapple black pepper jam, popovers, roasted some garlic………and big roaring fires

Then along comes the chinook and blows it all away again…….

The sunrises are amazing…..the view south east is towards the Sweetgrass Mountains in Montana.

The last picture there is of one of the lights inside the house. The guy who sold us the house reclaimed some of the explosion proof lights from the grain elevators. They suit the house….we like ’em……Scott took a couple from the shed to make a “chandelier” for the dining room…!!!

The birds and wildlife are plentiful….. (partridges…!!)

….and then there’s the barn kittens……..

The cat seems to like it here too……

We might stay awhile………😁

Hopefully the last epic drive.

Finally…the 16th of September rolled around…..time to leave Under 8 Flags…….

…..and take possession of our new abode.

The house met, if not exceeded all expectations from its’ MLS listing and subsequent virtual tour…… The purchase was made, and the beginnings of a new home base was underway.

Epic drive no. 1 was the journey from the Bay of Fundy to Milk River to view the property. No. 2 was for the retrieval of all our worldly goods from storage in Brantford.

We had explored various options for moving the goods, and because all of them realistically involved us actually being there to either supervise the loading or do the loading ourselves….the most sensible option became renting a cargo trailer locally in Alberta, hauling it to Ontario…..filling it…and then hauling it home.

Our most excellent Realtor, Ken Just of Century 21 Realty in Taber AB generously offered the use of his ‘billboard’ trailer. We gratefully took him up on that offer.

Taber (corn capital of Canada…!!!) is just under an hour from our new home…..so the journey began with picking up the trailer in Taber.

Monday morning had not yet quite arrived when we set out on the first section of our drive, 12 hours approx to Jamestown ND. The downside of driving due east….is the first part of the morning is driving directly into the sunrise….beautiful….but not the greatest for visibility.

Crossing at Coutts just after 6am was uneventful. “What’s in the trailer?”….”Absolutely nothing”….”well ok then….have a nice day…!!”….is pretty much how it went..!! To describe the Coutts/Sweetgrass border crossing as low key would be an understatement…!!!!

The midwest,Montana, North Dakota is not particularly populated…and the long straight easterly road has one thinking often of self driving cars…..!!!! It gets pretty exciting to see a curve appear on the GPS several miles ahead…!!!

We hit Jamestown in the dark….and left again in the dark of the morning……so we can’t really offer a comment on the town…!!!

Next stop ….10 hours this time…..was to Rockford Illinois. In Rockford we had the inspiration that pizza was the ideal “road food’….easy to store, easy to eat in transit……and it was pretty good pizza too….!!!

We left Rockford and struck out for Paris. We had not calculated traversing Chicago in the morning rush hour…….a bit hairy….but we survived…!! Indiana and Michigan are pretty much those horrid ridged concrete highways and roadworks…upon roadworks…….argh…!!!

Crossing back into Ontario at the Ambassador Bridge…should be the last time we need this blooming blinking arrivcan app thing……

Arriving back with J+M…our most gracious and ever patient hosts is always a pleasure….and a fun time to catch up.

We just had to stop to pick up coffees at the new Detour coffee location at the Wincey Mills in Paris.

After a great feed and a good nights’ sleep…it was time to tackle the storage unit. At 10x 11 ft…..it demonstrated a mastery of Jenga, stuffing everything efficiently into the limited space available.

The next trick was a transferring it all to a storage unit on wheels, balanced, with an outside chance of most of it arriving still recognizable……and still being able to pull it……(especially over the mountains in Northern Ontario.)

After a bit of juggling…..most of it was in….!!!

Finally the unit was empty…….

The first part of the return journey (we had to go back through Canada owing to the quantity of alcoholic beverage stored in the black boxes..!!) , and the hardest part…or maybe just the scariest part….was crossing Toronto……mostly scary because we were uncertain as to how well (or badly) this thing was going to tow loaded…….

First stop was Goodmans Motel in Espanola……..not the worst place we have ever stayed…….right on the highway…..so handy for getting right back on the road.

So….without incident…and having worked out that 2 to 3 hours of driving is enough at a time…….switching out regularly made the long driving days much more do-able ( when we did the drive from Fundy we pretty much drove ’til too tired to go on…..then switched…….not the recommended method…!!)

Next stop Thunder Bay. That drive from Sault St Marie up the side of Lake Superior, and across the North shore is so spectacular….and terrifying taking those down grades with a loaded 20 foot cargo trailer…..!!! But all negotiated without incident…

The Super 8 in Thunder Bay was….OK…..the most fun here was the truck driver that blocked us in the parking lot when he came in at 3am…….took an hour to wake him up to get him moved so we could continue……not the most relaxing start to the morning…!!!

Brandon Manitoba….last motel stop before home…actually the best hotel stop on the trip so far…!!!

Then the final leg, headed home……….

Saskatchewan is not the most exciting province to drive across….!!!

Because Milk River is about south in Alberta as you can go…the route took us off the Trans Canada and through some great little towns like Seven Persons, and Manyberries…….(Editor, if I discovered a country and could name places…oh boy what fun)

Pulling in the driveway felt so much like coming home………We don’t remember ever feeling so very comfortable and at home so quickly in an entirely new location.

The next morning, the neighbors greeted us with a visit…!!!

Sept 14th. Writing-on-Stone Provincial Park.

We were very pleased to realise that Milk River is actually only about 90 minutes from Waterton Lakes…..makes it kind of our local park…!!!

The drive from Waterton to Milk River for our last couple of days before the house closed, is a straight drive east, just slightly north of the Alberta/Montana border. We stopped back at Under 8 flags campground again…..a very handy spot for the border….and our house..!!!

To avert some impatient thumb twiddling we took the drive to Writing-on-Stone Provincial Park.

This park is another gem in the Alberta Parks portfolio. I had tried to snag us a campsite there…but there was nothing available around the time we needed it. When we actually saw the campground…we were even more disappointed to not have found a spot there. It’s a really lovely campground, right down on the Milk River, surrounded by big old cottonwood trees…..

This park has a really fantastic visitor centre with lots of information on the history ,geology, flora and fauna of the park.

As you walk down from the visitor centre you enter this ‘alien ‘ landscape of hoodoos…….it’s amazing…hard to believe all a naturally occurring phenomenon.

The Hoodoo trail has been set up as an interpretive walk. ……and it’s been really well done. As you start the walk, there are little booklets that explain the various lookout points/points of interest along the trail.

Even though this is another badlands landscape, it is completely different again from all the other we have seen. (Dinosaur Park, Horseshoe Canyon Trail, Badlands National Park SD )

This park has quite the array of petroglyphs…

Weaving through the rocks, climbing the carved stairs, wowing at the views around every corner.

It’s not the longest hike we have done…but its richness is unparalleled.

The rock formations are incredibly beautiful….

…and the added glimpses of the river and the valley all add to the magical quality of the park….

There were many signs warning that we were visiting during snake migrating season. We had a few sightings…the first was at one of the lookouts, I turned a corner and found this chap sunning himself on a rock…!!

He was amazing…..from the ‘shushing sound he made as he wove across the rock…to his incredible camouflage once he was in the undergrowth. You could see him when he moved, but if he was still….even though you knew exactly where he was…it was like he just became invisible…..incredible. (no rattling…!!)

This area along the Milk River was a wintering spot for Prairie Peoples. Both because it is warmer by the river, and because there is an abundance of berries and wildlife.

Further along the trail there are more pictures. The big one at the end of the trail is an extremely cool battle scene…complete with the showers of bullets from the European invaders….

It’s a huge panel of carving with intricate detail of both sides of the battle….very cool.

On the path back, we met the next prairie rattlesnake…I almost stepped on this big sucker as he made his way across the trail…. scared the living……*&%^$ out of me……LOL…..

It’s such an incredible place…we are very fortunate to have this on our doorstep. ( 41 kms from our house..!!) We took note that they do night sky activities here…..we might have to check out some of their organised night sky observances thingummies….there is so little light pollution here that the night skies are quite something.

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Cameron Lake to Summit Lake

Well its been a busy few weeks now that we have become earthly bound again.

Moving in and preparing for winter has somewhat curtailed our adventuring for the moment….but luckily, I still have a few adventures to catch up on..

This is the third trail we completed in the oh so beautiful Waterton Lakes National Park. The trailhead is deep into the park, a long and beautiful drive through the skeletal forest of the burned parkland.

The trailhead is at a ranger station by Cameron Lake. It’s a spot where paddleboarding and kayaking seem to be the main activity.

…and the trail heads off upwards almost immediately. The path is bounded by the lush greenery of the opportunistic raspberries taking their chances with the access to sunlight in this part of the cycle of the forest..

As we came around the first corner there was a local standing right on the path in front of us. She stood and took a long look at us before she bounded off into the trees.

The climb up to Summit Lake is a series of long steep switchbacks.

…up, as usual, the upside of the up grade…is the view down…!!!

…and of course, appreciating the view is the greatest excuse to stop and catch a breath from time to time…!!!

Nearing the top we were starting to see more signs of bear activity. Scratched up trees…….scat on the trail…..

As the top neared, the landscape leveled out, and the raspberries gave way to tough grasses….

Summit Lake was a very small body of water….

….there were people there already with their picnic, so we walked a little further on to see if we could see in to the next valley

Its hard to believe that its been four years since this burn. The charring of the tree trunks looks so fresh. It also makes some quite spectacular patterns…!!

Time to head back down. It was starting to get a little cooler, fall is definitely in the air….

…another upside of the changed tree-less landscape….the visibility for marauding wildlife is that much clearer…….hopefully they see us coming as well as hear us (we are not quiet…!!)…ie we saw no bears…!! (phew..!!)

I keep saying it, but its true……the walk down gives you a prolonged look at the views….spectacular……

We even found an especially weird looking fungi……and tons of wild raspberries..

We started out fairly early to this one. Turned out to be a good plan…there were lots more people heading up the trail just as we neared the end…….we had it mostly to ourselves…….most of the way…

Another beautiful trail, another beautiful day.

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Sept 11th…..Big Bertha

Yes it actually is a legit trail on Alltrails. ( Upper Bertha Falls to Bertha lake Trail..!!) There was a promise of some views, and also some elevation…the two do so often tag team together…!!!

The trail starts in the village of Waterton, and as such it is a relatively busy trail. It gets less busy as you climb, a lot of the people out on this one stop at the waterfall and venture no further.

The trail weaves upward above the village, up high enough to see out over the lake afore you turn in to the wind and start to climb the next valley.

We had to stop just to take in the breath-taking view down the lake……

…and then the path starts to go up a little more seriously…….

The next bit of the trail is a steady up to the waterfall.

We opted not to stop and take pictures at the waterfall as there were many, many young people spread over the rocks paddling their feet in the water and munching sandwiches. (snapped a shot on the way by tho..!!) We don’t go in for such dillydallying, ( 😂 ) and carried on.

From here up the trail gets a bit more challenging…..!! I think I counted 20 switchbacks….and it’s a climb.

I trundled along at my, not very exciting but steady pace.

There was a young couple ahead of us and they kept stopping, but every time we started to catch up, they would race off again (we chuckled as they raced off each time…..they clearly did not want us oldies catching them….!!)

By the last few switchbacks…they had crashed, stopped, breathing heavily clutching their legs and gulping water heh heh…!! Us oldies are relentless..!!! The tortoise and the hare, slow and steady.

There was a very impressive waterfall close to the top….but there was no clear sightline for the camera to get a decent picture…

The last gasp to the top followed by a few switchbacks down to the lake.

……..and the occasional break in the trees to look down into the valley where we started….

It is quite magnificent…..and we were blessed with another beautiful sunny day. and the sunlight bouncing off the water added a bejewelled sparkle to the blue blue water.

Again, it was much busier than we were used to, but we found a quiet spot in one of the small bays around the lake to sit and have a snack and a water break….and soak in the surroundings….

The shrubbery around here is very dense…….perfect bear habitat…….this was one of those spots that there could have been bears sitting right next to us and we would never have known….the upside of that being….that if they WERE sitting next to us…they were not interested in messing with us…!!!Not today anyway…

We respectfully returned to the path and started the descent.

The route back down is always like another hike in itself, with the very different perspective of ‘looking the other way…!!’

Back down to the first waterfall….which was now even busier…!!,,,so again no cluster of artsy pictures by the photographer…!!

Its a long way down, not as bad on the knees as some we have done…….

I have said it before, Waterton is an incredibly beautiful park. I think I might even like it better than Banff….!!

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Lineham Falls Trail

For our second hike in Waterton, looking at Alltrails we had identified a couple that we were interested in for sure. This one, Lineham Falls, promised a spectacular waterfall.

…and at the trailhead there was also the promise of some wildlife excitement..!!

The trail itself was a fairly steady elevation gain up the side of the valley ….and it was the hottest day of the week. Due to Watertons extensive burn in 2017 the first part of the hike was totally exposed, and an eerie climb through the vast expanse of skeletal trees.

It was so hot, I had it figured out in my head as we were walking & climbing, that I had to get to at least 2.5km before bailing due to heat…so we had at least 5km in total……it was pretty brutal ..that first bit.

Fortunately, at about that 2.5km mark the trail enters into a chunk of preserved green forested land that escaped the burn. The relief as you enter out of the sun is surprisingly impactful.

We met a couple hiking back down at this junction…..they were more than happy to stop and chat before they headed back out into the sun soaked, parched section of the return journey.

It just never gets old, as you ascend in the mountain ranges, wherever they are, the view becomes more and more awe inspiring. There is something strangely satisfying about feeling sooooo small….

Just off the trail there is a smaller waterfall that you can climb down to. There are very handy tree roots ideally placed to make it a very easy climb. The temperature was a good few degrees cooler by the water.

We stayed for a bit just because it was so beautiful. The water was crystal clear…..it was like the perfect water feature to have in your back yard….better than tv..!!!

About a km from the end of the trail, we met a guy coming back who claimed to have spotted a Grizzly at the trail end. We continued with trepidation….we caught up to mother daughter hiking duo who were also a bit spooked by the possibility of a bear encounter.

There was no sign of any type of bear being there or having been there….and there was no cover and no berries in that particular area….so whether he was just having fun or really did spot one….we did not….!!

The Lineham waterfall is actually beyond the trail end sign. We continued to see if we could manage a better photo op ……..it became a bit of a scramble to the point where only the intrepid photographer scrambled the last 200 feet to get the pix.

The weather had suggested that there may be some rain in the afternoon, and as we drew closer to the falls we felt some drops and heard some loud thunder like booms. We decided in the end that the drops were actually from the falls as the wind had picked up, and the booms were the wind ‘cracking’ over the ridge.

After a stop for water and snacks, a bit of scenery appreciation and chat with our hike mates…..we turned around for the alternate viewpoint of the trail (otherwise known as the descent…!! the views going back down are what you didn’t see on the way up…!!). We met a ‘little buddy’ on the path…….we waited to make sure he made it to the greenery before we left ‘im to it.

Once we broke out of the trees it did not seem nearly as hot as the journey up….that may have been cos we were not working as hard tho…LOL….

Another very beautiful hike under our belts……..highly recommend this one……as long as they day is not too hot…!!

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Waterton Lakes overview

After Patricia Rodeo (click here if you missed it), instead of going back to Cochrane and Springhill RV to wait for the clock to tick round to house possession day..!!!!…We thought a trip back to Waterton Lakes National Park seemed like a good idea. We skipped by this park last year on our way through and with a little time to fill, it fit the bill….

There were no sites inside the park for the time frame we needed…but just outside the boundary…I found Crooked Creek RV park. It was a really lovely little campground set around the meanders of Crooked Creek. The campground has really nice tenting sites in the middle around the creek, all of them level and tucked in behind willow hedges.

Crooked Creek campground sunset

It sits just 5 minutes drive from the main gate to the park. We decided that next time we are here….the Crooked Creek is probably a nicer, smaller, definitely more sheltered spot than the sites actually in the park…well at the townsite park anyway. Waterton also has another campground further into the back country, but it has not re-opened since the devastating wildfire that hit the park in 2017. ( click here for the fire map of just how much of the park burned…..from a lightening strike in BC..!!)

After our Sofa Mountain hike we headed in to the visitor centre ( I always have to go to see if they have a pin for my growing collection……they did..!!) On our way into the town of Waterton, a black bear ambled across the road and continued on North….curses to cell phone cameras at any distance….He was maybe about 80 to 100 feet in front of us… ( if you click on it, the picture will appear bigger )

We ended up doing more hikes than we thought we would here……it is a spectacularly beautiful park….and I think probably less busy than Banff and co further north.

The views come with the wildfire reality check. Its hard to imagine that the burn here was 5 years ago….when you see the charred skeletal trees it might have been last year. A reminder that growth, and regrowth take time here…..

The irony is, that it exposes more of the landscape….enhancing the breathtaking views….!!

We also had a surprise snowstorm………a bit of a shock in the morning……but what a sight on the mountains….